I’m currently watching all of the easily-led geeks surrounding Frankenstein Bell-End, and they are watching a video of a space battle that FBE was in. It is tragically hilarious. Or hilariously tragic – not sure.

“This is the first time I used this ship, and I didn’t have capital shields!”

“No-one does level 5 missions, especially on their own. I done it for a laugh.”

Oh my god – a video of him shooting a space station is being played, to rock music. Fap fap fap!